A work/religious exploration trip to Bali might look like this:
Tanah Lot - one of seven sea Hindu temples forming a chain along Bali's southwest coast - would do nicely.
Step 2: Pay the required entry fee. Navigate through the gauntlet of tourist traps lined up strategically between the parking lot and temple. The trick is not to make eye-contact.
Step 3: Pose for photos with other tourists in front of temple.**
Step 4: Go past the cave with the poisonous snakes who guard the temple. Donations accepted.
Step 5: Pose for photos with other tourists in front of temple.**
Step 6: Wash hands, feet, and face with the holy water coming out of a bamboo pole from the center of the rock.
Step 7: Be sprinkled with holy water by temple man number one.
Step 8: Allow man number two to press rice to your forehead.
Step 9: Allow man number two to put a flower behind your ear.
Step 10: Pose for photos with other tourists in front of temple.**
|With coworkers: Freshly blessed.|
** May only affect those tourists wearing white skin. Can be avoided by wearing a permanent scowl in addition to white skin, but this is discouraged and may void the blessing.